MILK JUGS

Thanks to PETA's sound suggestion to replace the cow's milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream with human breast milk ( http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html ), I have decided to become a factory owner. I'm calling it "Milk Jugs." It's a Lactation Factory/Gentleman's Club. Hopefully Sarah won't mind.

Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton

I want to be Dutch

So last weekend Ryan and I got to spend a day in Denmark; well kind of. By the pictures you may think that we spent the day on the set of Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang, but no we were actually in the cute little Dutch town of Solvang, CA. Founded by Dutch immigrants, Solvang has kept its charm with windmills, cobblestone sidewalks, and all. We had a blast. We even got to pick apples at the nearby apple farm. If you are in the area, I recommend a stop in Solvang, at least to get some Danish Aebelskivers-- quite tasty.